As you may or may not know, I went into Los Angeles Saturday to see a play. In case you didn’t know, here’s the post – a review of said play.
Now here’s the Judy part of the story…complete with voices in my head (I don’t always hear voices, just when about to do something stupid…repeatedly)!
I left the house 2 hours before the play was to start. Plenty of time to get gas then navigate the freeways. Except…the neighbor who said he wanted my front yard sod was home so I stopped to see if he still wanted it (I am converting my front yard from water-hog to water-wise landscaping – read about it here). He did – WOO HOO – so we spent some time making plans for the sod transfer on Saturday the 23rd. When I left I had 1-3/4 hours to get gas, travel 84 miles to a place I’d never been through traffic guaranteed to be heavy AND get to the box office before the start of the play.
I am not a fan of Southern California traffic, so non-fannish that I rarely head west where the conditions can best be described as insane. To go to the play, which I really really really wanted to do, I was going to have to deal with traffic. Bearing this in mind I opted for the 3PM performance on Saturday. For the most part, my fellow travelers and I moved along smoothly at 75-80 mph…until the 101 north. For a few miles we inched along, but that was okay as we were moving…not parked, as is often the case on the Southern California freeway system.
After passing Theater 68 once, I spotted and followed the parking lot sign the second time, drove along the side of the building and up the ramp at the end to the rooftop parking. I drove towards the front of the building, hooked a left and then stopped next to a woman standing alone. I put down my window and started a brief conversation:
Me: Excuse me, are you here to see the play?
Her: Yes, I am. You can park in any of the “Reserved” spaces. My friend and I checked downstairs and they aren’t reserved on Saturdays.
Me: Phew, thank you! Would you mind if I tagged along with you?
Her: Oh no, please do. My name is Melanie.
Me: Hi Melanie, I’m Judy.
We shook hands then I parked my car and walked back to where Melanie was. I arrived at the same time her friend did. Though I carried on a conversation with them I can only remember snippets of it because Melanie’s friend was Sonya Eddy! The only voices I was fully aware of were the ones in my head…
Oh wow, that’s Epiphany from General Hospital! Holy crap! Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t try to find a memorable one-liner. It’ll come out wrong. And stupid. Keep talking about the quaintness of the theater. Epiphany! Hhhmm…how many other General Hospital cast members will be here to support the three on stage? Doesn’t matter – keep your mouth shut!
The three of us went into the theater, checked in at the box office then walked into the tiny lobby. And by “three of us” I do mean Sonya, Melanie and me, not me and the two voices in my head, though they were still lurking. Both Sonya and I bee-lined to the ladies room, blaming the drive and water for that visit.
I went back into the lobby and immediately saw Bradford Anderson, AKA Spinelli! The voices in my head started up again so in an effort to shut them up, I quickly went into the theater and sat in the front row, a couple of seats away from Melanie. She and I chatted for a few minutes about the set and the cool temperature in the theater before leaving each other to our respective thoughts.
The set was both homey and interesting. There were stacks of books on the floor, wooden boards leaning against one wall with folded saw horses in front of them, three windows with stained glass inserts, a desk in front of the windows, a table and chairs, a stuffed chair, a couple stacks of boxes, a chandelier, curtains which framed a window I couldn’t see from my seat, a telescope, rugs on the floor and a coat rack. Very eclectic, homey and welcoming…at least for me.
A bit later I overheard the gentleman behind me being introduced to people near him as Carolyn’s husband. Before I could stop it, my head spun around to take a look…yep, it was Donald!
Turn back, don’t get caught looking. And puh-leez keep your mouth shut!
Sonya returned at that very moment followed by the arrival of Bradford Anderson and Lisa LoCicero (Olivia), the latter two sitting in the first row of the first section.
Cue the voices…
Just before the lights dimmed and the play began, Brandon Barash (Johnny) took a seat behind Lisa. The voices never had a chance to start as the play began and my audience-mates were forgotten while all of me focused on the story unfolding on the stage.
Then came intermission…
Sonya left followed shortly thereafter by Carolyn’s husband Donald. Melanie and I chatted about the first act and all the story lines that were being played out. The conversation then turned to mydriving to L.A. by myself and that I don’t not do something just because no one wants to do it with me. Melanie said she wished she could do that.
Well, if that impressed her tell her about your solo cross-country move and all that it entailed.
Darn voices…I was tired of resisting them so out came the story. Melanie listened intently, made comments throughout and when my tale was done, she told me that she knew that I’m where I’m supposed to be because everything went so smoothly. I told her that has been my belief throughout the past five years. If I wasn’t supposed to be here there would have been roadblocks the entire way.
I apologized for rambling on and on and whispered a silent “thank you” when Sonya returned along with another friend and Melanie could get back to the people she knew.
My attention returned to the empty set until Donald returned, kissed Sonya then introduced her to the couple sitting next to him. His parents!
YIKES! You are sitting in front of Carolyn’s husband and in-laws. Don’t look! Don’t say anything! I should say something…a compliment on the performance so far. NO! That is so NOT your forte. Keep your mouth shut! You’ll say something stupid. You’ll get a polite stare in return. Don’t say a word!!
The theater went dark, act two started and the voices went away. When the play ended we all started leaving the theater. As I passed in front of Brandon Barash I said “Keep Sonny in line” to which he laughed and said “yeah”.
You idiot!!! Keep Sonny in-line?? OY!
A few steps later I passed Lisa LoCicero and said “Keep Johnny in line”. She laughed, looked up the audience seats to Brandon and said “yeah, keep Johnny in line”.
Ugh – you dummy! Why aren’t you keeping quiet??? Zip-it!!
When I saw Sonya and Melanie sitting in the lobby I told both of them it was nice meeting them, and then in further defiance of the voices, told Sonya to “Keep the floor in-line”.
OMG – the FLOOR???? What happened to the hospital???? God you are soooo idiotic!
Sonya laughed, I turned red then headed for the ladies room. The only problem was that I had the door to the men’s room half-open before I realized my mistake. The ladies room was in the far corner when I came into the lobby from the front door, which meant it was in the back corner when entering the lobby from the theater.
Oh geez.
Why did you blow it? Why did you have to say anything? Why didn’t you stop after your first comment?? You were doing so good, letting friends enjoy friends without reminding them of their day jobs. UGH! And why did you ignore Bradford? You LOVE Spinelli!!!
Once I walked out of the theater I left the voices behind along with my multiple faux pas and tuned into my surroundings…like the drive down the ramp from the rooftop parking…

…and the ugly traffic that greeted me as I got on the 101 South…

…and kept me company for miles.


If that wasn’t enough to keep my mind from the memory of my comments, thinking about the play and all its intertwined and conflict-ridden levels kept me so mentally busy that I never turned on the radio. Not a bad thing except the NASCAR race was on and I had wanted to listen to it on the way home. I didn’t remember until I pulled up to the cluster mailboxes around the corner from my house.
All’s well that ends well though…not only did I turn on the TV at lap 180 of 334, but my guy, Jamie McMurray was in the lead! And he eventually won the race!!!
Three incredibly awesome events in one day – just like last Wednesday!
Life is good!
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