Here it is folks…the post you’ve all been patiently waiting for…!
Laura and I drove to the local airport and parked at the skydive tunnel, excitement racing through every cell in our bodies.

Once inside we met up with Jordan, an 8-year old who was going to indoor skydive for the third time! I struck up a conversation with her and her dad John, the latter beyond thrilled for Laura and me and our “real” skydives. He offered to take pix of our indoor skydives so I readily handed over my camera with a few quick instructions.
The three of us divers then went into a room where we met our instructor Ryan and watched a 10 minute video. By the end of the video I was so dismayed — I thought the indoor dive would be so easy, but truly, there was so much to remember! Not only did one have to achieve and maintain the “stabile” position, but one had to remember and be able to react to 6 hand signals!!! Just when panic threatened to overtake the day it dawned on me that if an 8-year old could do this, so could I!
I hoped…
There were 5 of us sitting on a bench in the wind tunnel wait area. When instructor Ryan waved in his first victim I volunteered Jordan. She did great! The next victim? I volunteered Laura. She didn’t look the slightest bit happy during her flight, but I hoped that was truly because of her sore shoulder.
Next up was a teacher and a student. I’m not positive those were their roles, but they are my best guess. Why? The teacher used hand signals to get the student to move around in the wind tunnel — from high to low, around in circles, stopping on a dime, etc. All skills needed for formation diving. At least that was my determination.
Next up was…gulp…me.
Once inside the tunnel I achieved the stabile position and then HAD A BLAST!!!! I was laughing hysterically, smiling, sticking out my tongue and just plain beside myself with enjoyment!!!



Do I look like I’m having fun or what?????
After I went the teacher/student combo went again, followed by Jordan and Laura. Fortunately Laura looked much more relaxed during her second spin…

Before I could go out again the student/teacher combo hit the tunnel. To be honest, I was enthralled with watching them and monitoring how the tiniest movement, one nearly undetectable, was greatly alterting both of their positions.
Once we finished with the indoor stuff it was time for THE adventure of the day…tandem skydives from 12,500 feet!
I will admit to being stunned when we walked towards the skydive school. I absolutely did not expect to see all the people and facilities that were in front of me!

What’s not visibile in this picture are the inground pool, the restuarant/bar and the skydive schools! They’re behind the furthest building you see! I did question my instructor about the quantity of tandem dives and he said right now they’re averaging 40 tandem dives/weekend day — that will increase to 50-60 once the warmer months arrive. YIKES!!!
Laura and I followed the signs to the skydive school where we checked in, watched a video that strongly recommended we purchase videos of our flights (we did not), then watched another video, one explaining the legal issues that matched up with the 8 pages of disclaimers we had to sign.
Still fearless, we were ushered into an area where we met our instructors and were suited up with jump suits, harnesses, wrist altimeters and goggles. After several minutes of one-on-one instructions we all headed back towards where Laura and I first entered to wait for the plane. Within a few minutes said plane landed, taxied to a spot in front of us, was boarded by 21 people (9 sets of tandem divers and 3 videographers), screamed down the runway then was airborne — all within minutes of landing!
We were packed in like sardines facing each other, our backs against the sides of the plane. It was very noisy and the climb was very steep…the whole time. Once we hit 9,000 feet we students had to sit on our instructors laps so the attachement process could be finalized. Not only were we attached with super duty clips in 4 places, but after attachment the harnesses were pulled tight…super tight. Though the instructors wore helmets, we students did not for if we did we would surely chip the teeth or break the nose of our instructors should we put our heads back too fast/hard. We did however don goggles and gloves.
When our wrist altimeters registered 12,500 feet the door at the back of the plane was rolled up and people just started falling out. As the bench between us and the door emptied we scootched ourselves towards the door until finally it was our turn. I stood as instructed – my feet close together, hands on the harness (as if holding suspenders) and as we fell out the door, my head tilted backwards and leaned on the instructor’s shoulder.
Now, one might wonder if anywhere along the line I had even the slightest hesitation. The answer is a resounding NO! I was completely enthralled with the whole concept, confident after hearing all four clips click securely and excited at seeing what was outside the plane!
I had three very strong reactions within the first few seconds. The first was “damn it’s COLD”, the second was “WOW” and the third was “Holy Crap I’m skydiving — I actually did it!!!!!”.
Shortly thereafter my instructor grabbed my right arm, a sign that it was time for me to let go of the harness and let my hands complete the stabile position (my legs were already in place). We did a 120mph free-fall for less than a minute but managed to falll 7500 feet…then the chute, er…canopy, was opened. I instinctively grabbed the harness until I stopped moving upward.
The instructor gave me the canopy controls while he adjusted my harness. Since we were no longer hurtling towards earth the harness could be loosened.
I was able to locate my neighborhood though I did not specifically find my house — I was way too busy soaking in the aerial view of all the other roads I regularly travel while on the ground. When we were +/- 1,000 feet from the ground I was instructed on the landing — I needed to pull my knees up as much as possible and point my feet towards the canopy. This would ensure that the instructor’s feet would land first. Basically we were going to skid along the ground for a few feet…on our asses.
When I was told to pull up my legs I did…and we skidded…and I got a face full of grass…and it was AWESOME!!! Not because I was safely on the ground but because I DID A SKYDIVE!!!!
Here are a couple pix…the first is me and my instructor Adi after we landed, and the second is Laura and me…also after we landed…


Now for some interesting comments…
The only time I had any sensation of falling was after the chute/canopy was engaged and the instructor decided to put us in a corkscrew dive (nearly facing downward while turning VERY quickly in a corkscrew direction). My equilibrium was instantly screwed up which sent my stomach into fits. We didn’t do that again. Honestly —- even as we were mere feet from the ground there was NO sensation of falling. Fortunately my stomach settled down quickly…
Though I felt the cold when I first fell out of the plane, that sensation was gone in seconds and I never once felt any temperature at all.
I feel that my sense of peace about the dive is attributed to three things. First, with all the flying I do on commercial planes I’m very familiar with the view from way up. Second, the wind tunnel time did prepare me for the sensation. Third, I’m absolutely confident that my Mom was thrilled for me and this adventure and she took time from her afterlife to be my guardian angel throughout.
Wind blowing into your mouth at 120mph dries it out faster than 114+ ground temperatures in the middle of summer!
The dive was over waaaaay too soon…fortunately a local friend, Gene, who had previously done a tandem dive, called on Sunday to see what I thought and asked if I’d be interested in another. We’re going to dive sometime in mid-May!!!!
After Laura and I reluctantly left the airport we headed for my house and drank a couple glasses of wine. Then we walked a couple blocks so we could feed/pet the animals. They are so kewl…as soon as they see you standing at the fence they all start wandering over to enjoy the goodies you brought.




We headed back home and enjoyed our wild hibiscus flowers with raspberry syrup and champagne…

After drinking the champagne we ate the flowers! Yep…not only did we skydive in a windtunnel AND from 12,500 feet, but we also ate flowers!!!!!
We managed to stay awake until 8PM but then crashed until 6AM Sunday. By 8AM we were navigating the freeways to LAX so Laura could catch a flight back east - the drive made quickly thanks to it being a Sunday. I was safely back home by 11AM…just in time to spend the rest of the day, and I do mean the entire day, reinstalling EVERYTHING on my laptop…from the operating system to the programs (the latter not yet complete).
But all is well…three days after the dive and I’m still busting with pride and excitement…and anxiously awaiting my next dive!